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    THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!!! stangbangin24-7's Avatar
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    YOU EVER NUTTED FROM A LAPDANCE?

    i have been going to strip clubs for years, got dances, even got hard as marble, from some fine ass bitch grinding all on my dick. but i ain't never came from it. i've heard about it happening from strippers i talk to. never me though. i took my lil homey to a titty bar last night for his 21st birthday. now mind you, this nigga been fucking for a few years. he got 2 kids by 2 different hoes. and they both look like they could be strippers after having kids. we up in the bar drinking up some shit. pitcher after pitcher of beer, cuervo shots, and jello shots. we getting dances and shit and this nigga actually nutted on himself, from getting a dance. scared the shit out the stripper and everything. she thought he was seizing. she ran screaming for help, we looking at this nigga, he starts leaning to one side, with his eyes rolled back, and we start moving the hoes off us so we could see this nigga, and his ass sat up straight, gathered his composure, reached for his shit, got up and ran to the bathroom. so the whole bar bust out laughing cause they cut everything off trying to see what was up with lil homey. we had to clown that nigga hard when he came out. but when he did, the bar kept on like it wasn't shit. so i'm thinking, "dam, do this shit really happen to niggas?" i mean i could understand a nigga that ain't gettiing no ass, maybe. or a nigga that just got out, definitely. that shit was funny to me. what about you?

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    A~MAN~OF~LEISURE GETMIKE!!!'s Avatar
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    Re: YOU EVER NUTTED FROM A LAPDANCE?

    ...never happend to me








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    Re: YOU EVER NUTTED FROM A LAPDANCE?

    hell no!! unless I took my beat out and stuck that shit in while she bouncin aint no way.








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    Re: YOU EVER NUTTED FROM A LAPDANCE?









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    Re: YOU EVER NUTTED FROM A LAPDANCE?

    That's why that infamous Girly Flicks clip is such a trip... Where dude nuts himself just from the chick dancing on him.








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    Re: YOU EVER NUTTED FROM A LAPDANCE?

    a little pre-nut thats about it. but bust a nut like that? hell no








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    Re: YOU EVER NUTTED FROM A LAPDANCE?

    you must be a nerd








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    Re: YOU EVER NUTTED FROM A LAPDANCE?

    only once had a hooker dance on me but i have had plenty very sexy
    women "practice whore" on me. i WISH i could nut easily like that.
    especially when getting head, but i have alway been a long stamina,
    please her right kinda cat. no minute guy here.









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    Re: YOU EVER NUTTED FROM A LAPDANCE?

    at this thread! Niggaz iz wild.








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    Re: YOU EVER NUTTED FROM A LAPDANCE?

    Quote Originally Posted by OverWeightPhillyLover View Post
    you must be a nerd
    lol








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